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Sunday 6 January 2013

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Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22443) - you deserved it (1751)

On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States



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