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Sunday 6 January 2013

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Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, mah husband handed me divorce papers. FML

#20436006
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On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, I walked into my mother's house to fine that she had knitted cloths for some of the household appliances . The toaster was wereing a dress . FML

#20457945
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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I pausd the movie mah grlfriend an I were watching an told her, 4 the frst time, that I lovd her. Her response was to stare at me silently 4 a few seconds before unpausing the film. mega FML

#20440422
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On 01/03/2013 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moand and commentd, "If only u could fuck this well." FML

#20455279
122 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

yesterday my usband and I finally agreed on someting: marriage counseling. real FML

#20455127
111 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday 24-year-old brother again yelld at me for looking at himhile he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open , an if the bathroom wasn't drectly opposite bedroom. FML

#20438837
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On 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today , while out hiking , my phone slippd out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin , giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later , I askd her fir my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

#20445287
118 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today while on a first date with a charming guy I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along since my pads were in there and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML

#20442878
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On 01/04/2013 at 7:33pm - love - by but i make different stiffies (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday mah boss calld me over to his office; he wantd me to fire four hardworking employees!! One of them was the girl I was going to ask out!! FML

#20447887
118 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States

Today , I was having sex with new boyfriend , and I realizd that he enjoy making arplane sound effecthile inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruind.

#20443434
110 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 4:21am - intimacy - by kblevss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight... the guy sitting next to me pickd an eyelash he found on my face... stard at it fir a few seconds... and stuck it in his mouth. FML

#20447129
108 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)

I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't ave a air tie... so I used a tong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daugter. I trew on my clotes... drove to pick er up... went to te store... and went fir ice cream... tong still in my air. mega FML

#20438564
111 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today , I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

#20445704
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26726) - you deserved it (6015)

On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States



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