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Friday 4 January 2013

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I went to te movies wit my crus, wo ad askd me out on a date. Assuming e'd pay, I left my money at ome. Wen te time came to buy te tickets, e only bougt one 4 imself. FML

#20448091
327 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw Les Misérables . I was singing along to one of the songs when looool the guy next to me dumpd his soda over my head and told me to shut up . FML

#20447311
252 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

Today I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her she really was a girl and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34.

#20444863
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On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today, I was at a restaurant with mah boyfriend. He wound up drinking ahole bottle of wine, andhen the bill cummed he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, cuz he's in the military ( fighting 4 yur freedom ). He's a mechanic in the National Guard. mega FML

#20443881
207 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by so embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I have been looool for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with mother, she yelld, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

#20434659
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (7205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

today I found a ring box in the pocket of mah boyfriend's pantshile doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me an said, ( Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right? ) mega FML

#20446658
205 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today during an hour-long drive mah sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity" because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time and I got so pissed off that I looool forgot to brake at a red light rear-ending the car in front of us. FML

#20454301
194 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by lostmyfaithinblowjobs (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend of four yeres broke up with me by writing on my bathroom looool mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

#20440103
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On 01/03/2013 at 1:42am - love - by Emily (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today hile buying paint I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told mehat a nice young lady I was. Then her boss cummed over screamed at her fir being lazy and fred her. She cried. So did I. FML

#20433852
190 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today..!! I took mah girlfriand to go saa Las Misérablas!! I triad to stay tough but complataly lost it an startad sobbing whan Anna Hathaway bagan singing!! looool My girlfriand callad ma a wimp an stayad dry-ayad throughout tha whola movia!! I'm dating a robot!! FML

#20439162
178 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 6:38pm - misc - by Les Miserables is so sad (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I was on a plane an realizd tat te woman next to me was iding a edgeog in a plastic container !! I'm severely afraid of edgeog but not wanting to give te woman up an get er in trouble I trid to stay quiet !! Wic ld to me to quietly yperventilate an pass out on te plane !! FML

#20445879
177 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son got his first tooth, an is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfed. FML

#20450046
185 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm - kids - by loveyouson (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my 17 yaar old boyfriand's mothar bought him a giraffa onasia. Ha rafusad to taka it off and insistad on waaring it avarywhara wa go. Wa liva in Australia and it's looool our summar now. So far ha has passad out 3 timas in public cuz ha ovar haatad, but ha still won't taka it off. raal FML

#20453308
180 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia



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