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Thursday 27 December 2012

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Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33562) - you deserved it (4667)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (0) - you deserved it (0) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/02/2013 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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