Friday 21 December 2012 
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Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)
Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure. The pedicurist began examining my feet, then called his coworkers over to demonstrate how to deal with "excessively crusty" feet. FML
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On 12/19/2012 at 3:53pm - health - by Crusty -
Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only people who celebrate Christmas. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 7:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Insane Guy (man) - United States
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by mateyouremental - United Kingdom (London, City of)
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