Friday 7 December 2012 
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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
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On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States
Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML
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On 12/08/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50am - love - by FMyEx - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML
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On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)
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