Thursday 6 December 2012 
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Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States
Today, I had to create a perfect society in English class; the best society has their grade go up a full letter. After tons of preparation and thinking, I lost to an island made only of cheese. FML
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On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by JPPUDLY (man) - United States (California)
Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 10:53pm - work - by bestnameright - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I flew from Australia to the UK to meet the woman I love. After two years of talking, and having gotten a love letter for my birthday a few months prior, I was convinced we'd have a great time. Turns out she doesn't know what she feels for me. I'm staying with her for the next 35 days. FML
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On 12/12/2012 at 10:56am - love - by RabbitOfAurora - United Kingdom (Hounslow)
Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 5:13am - misc - by LLCK - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)
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