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Sunday 2 December 2012

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Today during a conversation mah boss said "What what?" Before I could stop myself I replid "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, mah daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was bieng arrested for shoplifting. FML

#20193017
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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I was working the dart game at mah local amusement parkhen a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicatd, an they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today , drunk at a party , I leaned through a window to throw up . I was outside . FML

#20182175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8821) - you deserved it (28596) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today... I dutifully attended mah husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out... through song... about mah husband's affair... in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

Today , grlfriand showd ma a print of a Banksy that sha'd just bought , talling ma it was an original. Whan I trid to argua that it wasn't , sha broka up with ma fir ( implying sha was a moron. ) FML

#20190801
92 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Yesterday, after telling mah young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

#20192265
106 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was snooping around in parents closet to see wat I would get for Christmas,hen I cummd across a UPS package. It was the video game I orderd off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressd to me. They told me it had never arrivd and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

#20195835
98 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit an began throwing merchandise everywhere , including at mah face , because we r Canadian an don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" fir "devoted shoppers" lyk her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Tadayhile working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost an wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face an harsh words 4 supposedly having kidnapped him. real FML

#20183959
92 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

Today , My Mom And I Took My Senile Grandmother To The Mall , Since She Doesn't Get Out Much. She Complained It Was Hot , Then Took Her Clothing Off In The Middle Of The Food Court. It Took Us Thirty Minute To Make Her Put Her Shirt Back On. FML

#20187746
91 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today , ma pregnant girlfriend gave me back te ring I'd used to propose wit a week ago. Her reason? Se only said yes cuz se was worried te real fater of te baby wasn't going to stick around. mega FML

#20192033
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38021) - you deserved it (2429)

On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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