Friday 30 November 2012 
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Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by SBCR (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)
Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain
Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by :/ (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Dontwaketheneighbors (man) - United States (California)
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