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Tuesday 27 November 2012

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

#20190350
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I agree, your life sucks (14235) - you deserved it (1296)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML

#20184451
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I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (1979)

On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada



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