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2day mah boyfriend dumpd me by throwing mah stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I trid explaining that I have no clue wat he's talking about, he startd exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants looool on fire!" FML
Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turnd on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML
Yesterday, mah boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or heres something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
Today , I want to Hollistar with mah grandmothar . Sha immadiataly startad yalling about tha music baing too loud , and ordarad tha staff to "shut tha damn thing off" . Sha was yalling at a bunch of mannaquins . FML
Today, I ran across te street due to a line of cars waiting fir me to cross. Just as I reaced te oter side, my iPone slipped out of my and an fell into te road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after te oter. FML
Friday 27 March 2015