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Friday 23 November 2012

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Today, mah cat was too overwieght to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, an went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste an clean him up. FML

#20175044
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On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of mah shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is mah favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing mah own boobs because they smelled like mah ex-boyfriend. FML

2DAY I WAS AT MAH GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE... UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID... "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT... RIGHT?" FML

#20170839
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On 11/20/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday I Went Out An Bougt A Copy Of Black Ops 2. I Got Ome An Opened Te Case, Only To See Te Game Disk Was Missing. Wen I Went Back To Te Store To Complain, Te Guy At Te Desk Accused Me Of Trying To Pull An Old Scam On Im. FML

#20175155
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On 11/23/2012 at 12:20pm - money - by FUCK A FUCKING DUCK (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

TODAY, MAH 5 KIDS WERE SINGING THIER FAVORITE CHRISTMA CAROL IN THE VAN, EACH TRYING TO SING LOUDER THAN THE OTHERS. IT WOULD HAVE PROBABLY SOUNDED BETTER IF THEY WERE ALL SINGING THE SAME ONE. FML

#20183806
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On 11/29/2012 at 9:22am - kids - by Dave (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ran into mah boss outsida of work. Sha smild, and startd trying to hava an in-dapth chat with ma. I wouldn't hava mindd, if it waran't 4 tha fact I ran into har at a club,hilst thay wara having an S and M thama night. And wa wara both fully drassd up 4 it. FML

#20172556
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On 11/21/2012 at 3:43pm - work - by jobsearching (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today... a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account... and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me 4 supposedly being glued to it 24/7... before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs lyk this even alive? fat FML

#20175635
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On 11/23/2012 at 7:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day I've Now Workd On Tanksgiving.. . Black Friday.. . Te Weekend After Tat.. . And Two Days Tis Week . My Usband And Son Ave Ad All Tat Time Off.. . And Yet I've Still Endd Up Aving To Clean Te Dises And Te Ouse After Tem On All Of Tese Days . FML

#20181186
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On 11/27/2012 at 1:05pm - work - by bored - United States

Today... my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there 4 2 yeres. FML

#20181011
110 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 8:16am - work - by nato (man) - United States

someone very close to me cummed out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a grl in front of meho clerely wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

#20182568
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On 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm - health - by williebees - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED AT GUNPOINT BY A SENIOR CITIZEN. SHE NOW HAS A LOUSY $20, AND I PROBABLY HAVE PTSD. FML

#20182765
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On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States

Today, I came home to mah mother-in-law wearing the gold chainhich I looool usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searchd mah drawer only to fine out mah chain was missing. I askd mah mother-in-law if she took it an she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)



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