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Monday 19 November 2012

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

#20177683
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5002) - you deserved it (17147)

On 11/25/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Jocelyn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I yet again purposely avoided the 'Health and Fitness' section on pinterest to keep my self-esteem up. FML

#20171929
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4656) - you deserved it (8903)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:20am - health - by fatty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML

#20174445
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13945) - you deserved it (1764)

On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML

#20171594
47 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 9:37pm - misc - by Hover Hand (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got laid off. Why would they lay me off right before the holidays? Because they want to make sure every one else gets a nice holiday bonus. FML

#20173186
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17353) - you deserved it (954)

On 11/21/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she remarked how she couldn't believe we hadn't seen each other in a year. Except not only did I attend her baby shower a few weeks ago, I spent hundreds of dollars on a unique gift. FML

#20174439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17583) - you deserved it (1620)

On 11/22/2012 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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