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Sunday 11 November 2012

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Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
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On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Snappd At Me 4 Bieng Lazy An Incompetent, An Declard That If I Was Going To Behave Like A Child, She Would Be Treating Me Like One. This Includes Safety-proofing The House, Talking To Me Like A 3-year-old An Slapping Me With A Wooden Spoon When I Do Something Wrong. FML

#20162223
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On 11/13/2012 at 7:43pm - misc - by Z - Australia

Today, I Had To Present A Program To My Supervisors In University . Not Being A Native English Speaker, I Used My Own Invented Abbreviations Fir Parameters In The Program . Apparently STD Is Not An Appropriate Abbreviation Fir "standard Deviation." I Can Still Hear Them Laughing . Real FML

#20156190
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On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

TODAY... I WATCHD MAH NEIGHBOR SHAKE CAT FOOD CALLING... "COME HERE MOLLIE" AT HIS BACK DOOR. I THEN SAW MAH OWN CAT RUN INTO HIS HOUSE. I NOW KNOW WHY MAH CAT IS SO FAT AN NEVER REPLIES TO ME CALLING HER BONNIE. I GUESS I'M BEING CHEATD ON. FML

#20158567
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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there r no twins in my family. When I askd my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprisd and not to worry about it cuz she had "absorbd her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML

#20154574
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On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
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On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

2DAY I WENT TO SEE MAH FAVORITE BAND. IT WAS ALL AMAZING AN GREAT UNTIL I DECIDED TO GO CROWD SURFING. I WAS MAYBE TOO HEAVY CUZ PEOPLE JUMPED AWAY INSTEAD OF CATCHING ME. I FELL RIGHT ON MAH TAILBONE. FML

#20166417
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On 11/17/2012 at 8:56am - health - by lekijkerd - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I Spotted A Girl I Have A Crush On While Grocery Shopping. Before I Could Go Over An Say Hi, I Noticed Her Walk Over An Stroke A Few Kitchen Knives Through Plastic Wrapping. Then I Spotted Her In The Dog Food Section Sniffing Rawhide Bones With Her Eyes Closed, Looking Very Happy. FML

#20165046
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On 11/16/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by grocerystalker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by mah CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML

#20165792
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On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today , mah teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68.

#20153506
146 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

today I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout mah childhood is actually the sound mah mom makes when she comes!! FML

#20160628
127 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)



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