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Saturday 3 November 2012

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Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15208) - you deserved it (1562)

On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by Unappreciated Grandchild - United States (Maryland)



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