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Tuesday 30 October 2012

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Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

#20138654
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19927) - you deserved it (4806)

On 10/29/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

#20144153
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On 11/02/2012 at 8:17am - work - by PieterseMJ - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

#20138696
44 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by mistickfae - United States

Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

#20150050
41 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by Unappreciated Grandchild - United States (Maryland)

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

#20139053
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10522) - you deserved it (16175)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)



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