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Saturday 27 October 2012

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Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

#20131269
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I agree, your life sucks (17039) - you deserved it (2073)

On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

#20139053
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On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

#20128657
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I agree, your life sucks (13298) - you deserved it (1023)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)



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