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Yesterday.. . my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month.. . along with his new phone.. . airsoft gun.. . and variou other thing he's blown our money on this year . He's bought nothing to prepare for our son.. . though.. . who's due next month . FML
Taday boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "bieng a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. real FML
I was getting intimate with girlfriend. She pulld down trousers, saw Poke-ball boxers, an absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bd fir the next 10 minutes hereing her howl with laughter while crying ( Dickachu, I choose you! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015