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February 2013

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Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

#20497564
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15321) - you deserved it (3530)

On 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by djxerxes9000 - Canada

Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML

#20510343
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23571) - you deserved it (1385)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:38am - misc - by left-out - United States

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6705) - you deserved it (14983)

On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

#20492292
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19726) - you deserved it (3580)

On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

#20516690
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19357) - you deserved it (2629)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm - health - by NewDrugs (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

#20507523
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (6282)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

#20503278
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17355) - you deserved it (1815)

On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)



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