Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
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On 02/14/2013 at 8:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my furnace broke down, almost a month after its twenty year warranty expired. It would have been replaced for free. Now I'm going to have to take out a loan to afford the $4,000 replacement. FML
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Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 2:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
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On 02/19/2013 at 6:07pm - love - by Forever alone Guy - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said "excuse me". The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 12:45pm - health - by maced face - United States
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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On 02/24/2013 at 12:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States
Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out my professor can't make it to class due to the weather. She lives down my street. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by refticon (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)
Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 8:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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On 02/10/2013 at 8:51pm - animals - by akasoor - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
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On 02/15/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Lara)
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