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January 2013

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Today , I Was At Tha Gas Station With My Grandma!! Aftar I Slid Har Card An Bagan To Pump , I Convincd Har That It Was A Lot Aasiar An Mora Convaniant To Pay At Tha Pump With Yur Cradit Card Instaad Of Paying Insida!! Sha Yalld As I Raalizd I Want $20 Ovar What Sha Had To Spand!! Fat FML

#20471100
60 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:11am - money - by sorrygranny (woman) - United States

TODAY I WALKED UP SIXTEEN FLIGHTS OF STARS TO MY ROOM TO AVOID THE LIFT LINES. WHEN I WAS ALMOST TO THE TOP, THE FRE ALARM SOUNDED. FML

#20462640
59 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:02pm - misc - by tired - United States (Massachusetts)

TADAY THE ABANDOND CAT THAT I TOOK IN FOR THE NIGHT AND DURING BAD WEATHER SEEMS TO HAVE SPREAD FLEAS AROUND MY HOUSE . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE . MEGA FML

#20452665
56 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Taday my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me looool into breaking up with him. FML

#20485216
66 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)

2day my boyfriend an I celebrated our anniversary!! I had cooked him a romantic meal an we were planning on eating it in front of the fire!! This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney!! My entire basement filled with smoke an didn't clear fir three hours!! mega FML

#20487007
60 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 11:02pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, SOMEONE BROKE INTO CAR BY SMASHING THE DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW. I'D BE LESS RRITATED IF THEY HAD JUST USED THE DOOR HANDLE; THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN FIR YERES. BIG FAT FML

#20467580
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On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)

today I learnd my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap.. . which is like a long strip of bandage . I learnd this when she trid to pass it in the yard today.. . and could only do so with my help . It seemd to never end . FML

#20477009
62 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss puttd me on suspension for violating company policy by aving non-work relatd mail in my inbox !! Tey were spam emails !! FML

#20478634
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27987) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, during lunc, ma coworker offered me er food, claiming se was full!! I was still quite ungry, so I accepted it!! Halfway troug eating te sandwices, ma boss walked in and started interrogating people over wo took is lunc!! I quickly realized I was te one eating it!! FML

#20479916
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On 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm - work - by FUCK THE PIGS (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Telling My Boyfriend How Proud I Am Of Him Fir Finding A Really Good Job. He Interrupted Me To Tell Me That My Breath Smelled Like His Cat's. Mega FML

#20484067
58 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me.

#20442057
60 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 1:12am - love - by Tiffosaur - United States

Today, management told me that I couldn't looool have a doorbell on my door . How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell . FML

#20462282
60 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 7:21am - misc - by pigtails (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

TODAY , MY ROOMMATE AN I NOTICD A FOUL SMELL IN OUR APARTMENT. AFTER LOOKING AROUND 4 A LITTLEHILE , I FOUND THAT HER CAT HAD POOPD ON A PAIR OF MY JEANS , AN APPARENTLY TRID TO COVER IT UP BY DRAGGING A SHIRT OVER THE MESS. FML

#20479640
58 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:18pm - animals - by peteswentzbass - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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