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January 2013

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Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML

#20443243
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (1989)

On 01/05/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by tftm - United States (Illinois)

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

#20452665
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On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

#20463224
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On 01/16/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply for years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. FML

#20443641
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On 01/05/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Sad nerd (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

#20466661
67 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by dpap - United States (Iowa)

Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML

#20482991
67 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by thrifty gone wrong - United States (California)

Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML

#20485491
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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML

#20465041
66 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm - misc - by FMyThroat (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

#20446350
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On 01/07/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by Sawarski - United States

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

#20478634
60 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was chatting with my choir leader. I told him that I have been thinking about taking singing lessons. His immediate reaction was, "Thank god, finally!" FML

#20474677
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On 01/23/2013 at 10:44am - misc - by sdd (woman) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

#20485216
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On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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