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Today , I wanted nothing more than to go home an get into bed!! While I was unlocking my front door , the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock!! A locksmith was called out , who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune an crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock!! FML


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On 12/14/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Taday my trunk froze shut with my Christma present inside . Since it was still shut, I went to the store . When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open . All of my gifts were gone . FML


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On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I dyed mah naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seieng me... mah boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex... because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML


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On 12/22/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by brunetteshavemorefun (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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