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Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only people who celebrate Christmas. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

#20415555
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On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML

#20415162
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On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML

#20198007
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On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

#20412240
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On 12/21/2012 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by anonymaiacciu (woman) - France

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

#20407423
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On 12/19/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML

#20201125
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On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals while my parents are in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML

#20197436
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On 12/09/2012 at 8:18am - animals - by KennyDidIt - United States (Alabama)

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

#20404496
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On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

#20432803
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On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

#20187008
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On 12/01/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by allbrokeup (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

#20198778
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On 12/10/2012 at 5:13am - misc - by LLCK - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

#20398877
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On 12/14/2012 at 1:44am - health - by mysidesaresplitting - United States (Michigan)



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