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December 2012

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yesterday my boyfriend proposd to me with the prettiest... most simple ring I have ever seen. I calld my sister to tell her the good news... and her response was... ( I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's. ) FML

#20432536
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On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up mah portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell mah parents, only for mah brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into mah face. I now have a huge gash over mah cheek and nose. FML

#20428566
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On 12/28/2012 at 8:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today after nearly a week of awful pain in my rigt lung I finally went to see a doctor about it. Wen I mentiond my istory of lung problems an suggestd it could be pneumonia e told me to "leave te diagnosing to te professionals" an endd up claiming I ave acid reflux. mega FML

#20411951
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On 12/21/2012 at 5:41pm - health - by fucking fuck it fucking hurts (woman) - United States

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get looool a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, ( Because he's not real, dumbass! ) FML

#20416717
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On 12/23/2012 at 4:36pm - kids - by still had to pay (man) - Australia

Today, at tha gas station, tha automatic door didn't opan whan I approachad it!! I askad tha cashiar to opan it for ma, joking that cuz I'm a radhaad, I didn't hava a soul and it wouldn't opan for ma!! Tha cashiar fraakad and wouldn't lat ma go until I provad I had a soul!! FML

#20199980
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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I finally summonad tha couraga to ask my dad to pay ma as ha promisad, aftar I cut tha lawn an claanad all tha housa windows last waak. His rasponsa was, ( Gat fuckad. ) FML

#20188543
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On 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by :/ (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I confronted 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal , considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear , it doesn't. real FML

#20414355
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:29pm - kids - by Jane (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I WAS VISITING MA DAUGTER,OSE USBAND WAS STILL ASLEEP AT NOON!! I MADE A POINT OF STOMPING AROUND ON TE ARDWOOD FLOOR AND SPEAKING LOUDLY TO WAKE IS LAZY ASS UP!! TURNS OUT E'S NOW WORKING A 14-OUR GRAVEYARD SIFT, AND IT AS NO NEGATIVE EFFECT ON IS SOE-TROWING SKILLS!! FML

#20193830
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On 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm - misc - by mom (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today... I followed mah neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on mah Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to fine mah Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

#20186141
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On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

#20192329
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On 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm - health - by Emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

#20403784
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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front . He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that yur boob?" . He had grabbed a fat roll . FML

Today I avoided having to wash the dishe by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on after I made a mraculou recovery she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining and I feel a very real cold coming on. fat FML

#20399412
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On 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by fuckmyassimcold (man) - United States



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