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Yesterday I yet again purposely avoidd the 'Health an Fitness' section on pinterest to keep my self-esteem up . real FML

#20171929
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On 11/21/2012 at 1:20am - health - by fatty - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I was waiting in a doctor's officeen I was approaced by an elderly woman. Se told me all about te ripping of er stitces in a very private place, in exaustive detail. Of course, today was te day my doctor cose to be an our late. FML

#20183071
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On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , while I was cleaning out mah son's room , I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity , I found ramblings about how blacks , Jews , and other ( inferior breeds ) should be forcibly sterilizd ( for the common good. ) FML

#20147982
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On 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

#20144153
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On 11/02/2012 at 8:17am - work - by PieterseMJ - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a grl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy werdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." mega FML

#20171594
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On 11/20/2012 at 9:37pm - misc - by Hover Hand (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I mat up with a faw old friands 4 soma wina an munchias. Tha main topics of convarsation wara colonoscopias... lactosa intolaranca an spacific symptoms of irritabla bowal syndroma. I'm slaaping ovar at ona of thair housas. Only 20 mora hours to go. FML

#20184451
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On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada

Today, I discoverd both how much I really talk to myselfhen I'm drinking alone an how thin the walls of my apartment are. I hered my own slurrd voice coming from my nieghbor's apartment. They had recordd me an made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

#20162727
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On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lookad ovar to saa my grandfatar looking tougtfully at ma . Faaling flattarad bacausa a raraly sows affaction, I wavad at im . Ha tan said, "I was looking out ta window" and continuad to stara past my aad out of ta window . FML

#20150050
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On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by Unappreciated Grandchild - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . I startd at mah first job . Within the first five minutes of arriving.. . I was followd around by ahite guyho repeatedly sang to me.. . "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs . It resultd in me getting fird 4 bringing mah "boyfriend" to work . I didn't even know him . FML

#20163535
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On 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm - work - by sarahijklmnop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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