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November 2012

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Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML

#20183504
190 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .

#20155774
188 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND QUIT HIS JOB AS A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR AND PICKD UP THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT A RAT FARM SO HE COULD HAVE MORE TIME DURING THE DAY TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20182185
175 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it was my brthday. I finally got the PS3 looool I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opend the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of cloths that my mom puttd in my brother's PS3 box. FML

#20157168
160 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:02am - misc - by Shauna (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, ( So, is it, like, November in Australia too? ) This is the future of America.

#20179140
169 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)

Taday mah dad offerd to pay me $40 to wash his car !! Needing money to buy a video game , I agred , an went out in the freezing weather to do the job !! I finishd the task , only to be paid in Monopoly money !! My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was !! FML

#20158140
180 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , Dressed In My Sexiest Nightie , I Asked My Boyfriend In The Most Sensual Voice Possible What He'd Like Me Do To 4 Him Tonight . His Eyed Widened , He Started Clapping Wildly And Then Shrieked , "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

#20142866
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24287) - you deserved it (4313) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Yesterday, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, an then eat what showed up on the floss . FML

#20147554
182 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I had awful morning sickness, an I asked mah husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. mega FML

#20165918
170 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

#20169381
162 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States

Today , I ran into mah sister,ho nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

#20179890
170 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm Recovering In The Emergency Room. How Did I Get Here? Intoxicatd At A Cod Party, I Saw A Hole In The Host's Shd And Thought It Funny To Christen It A "glory-hole", Only To Be Bitten By Wat May Well Have Been A Black Widow Spider. Big Fat FML

#20182587
167 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today I stepped outside te ouse wit ma wife. Se looked up at te sky an asked me in all seriousness if stars r man-made.

#20156290
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19333) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by baby, baby no (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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