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November 2012

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Yesterday, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a childho repeatedly pressd the doorbell until I showd up, I quickly opend the door and yelld ( Boo! ) The child endd up being carrid away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

#20142562
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On 11/01/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by NoSpirit (woman) -

Today, a stray dog cummed up to mah living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode an tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, an pay to get stitches 4 mah idiot dog. FML

#20153727
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On 11/07/2012 at 4:30pm - animals - by Drafty (woman) - United States (California)

YASTARDAY MA GRLFRIAND DID TA WALK OF SAMA IN A SKIMPY HALLOWAAN COSTUMA AFTAR A NIGT OF DRUNKAN SAX. PROBLAM? TA WALK ANDAD AT MA DOORSTAP... AND TA SAX WAS WIT A STRANGAR. FML

#20145433
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On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from daughter after he grabbd her an startd shoving her around. I complaind to his mother, only to have her shout, ( mind yur fucking business ) an say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

#20168309
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On 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm - kids - by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM (man) - United States (New York)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

2day mah English professor accused me of plagiarizing a poem I submitted, because she'd read it online earlier that day. The poem was mine; I posted it after writing it fir her class, and even after logging into the site to prove it, she reported me to the school. fat FML

Today , I was enjoying a nice bath , when one of mah cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet , until mah other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientiou cat owner , I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

#20181270
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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML

#20146254
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On 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm - love - by markderanjer (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at mah son's school parkd, and the driver got out . I basically leand on mah horn and gave her every dirty look in the book . She said nothing but stard at me as she opend the back of her van to unload her child'sheelchair . I'm an asshole . real FML

#20172167
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On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes . FML

#20184714
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On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

TADAY I BOUGHT AN $80, "INVINCIBLE" PHONE CASE!! ONE TEST DROP LATER, MY PHONE HAD TURND INTO AN EXPENSIVE PAPERWEIGHT!! REAL FML

#20161826
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On 11/13/2012 at 1:24pm - money - by bummed and broke - United States

Today.. . while at school.. . a bra fell out of my coat . After the initial shock.. . people startd congratulating me on finally getting a grlfriend . I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's . FML

#20175088
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On 11/23/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by Tymer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

on mah way to school, I was shoutd at by an obnoxious businassman 4 sitting down on tha trainhan a "full fara paying passangar" was standing. I would normally hava givan him tha saat straight away, axcapt I hava a brokan lag. I showd him mah lag and crutchas. Ha still mada ma gat up. FML

#20159990
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:50am - health - by myleghurts (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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