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November 2012

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Today, mah mother-in-law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't knowhat's worse, her constant complaining and slob lyk tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML

#20154544
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On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday ma family came over fir Tanksgiving!! We were supposd to ave ad dinner ours ago , but ma mom kept sneaking into te kitcen and dialing down te temperature on te oven , claiming I was going to overcook everyting!! At tis rate , we'll be lucky to ave eaten by midnigt!! FML

#20174185
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On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

Taday I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read ( Well son this diary proves that your ahiny asshole - Dad. ) Thanks Dad from beyond the grave. FML

#20161095
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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I'm so broke, I asked ma parents if tey'd pay 4 me to go to te eye doctor and consider it ma Cristmas present. FML

#20149436
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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, my boyfriand and I had amazing maka-up looool sax aftar a huga fight!! Turns out ha forgot to lat ma know it was actually braak-up sax!! FML

Today I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiate from my ear all the way down the left side of my face so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow I have to give a presentation on stroke for my med class. Go figure. FML

#20170659
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On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I found mah sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of mah ex-boyfriends. And mah fiancé. We're getting marrid in three weeks. FML

#20162804
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On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am - love - by he's mine (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today... I paid a surprise visit to my parents... after having moved out 4 university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I askedhy... my mom asked me in return y I was asking stupid questions. FML

#20156480
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On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, mah dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto mah laptop an photoshopping a bong into mah Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with mah mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December!!

#20178213
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On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today , I was woken up by my elderly nieghbor banging on my door at 2am . She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off . I'd just fallen asleep . mega FML

#20184989
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia

Today , I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me!! She then calld me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking wat she spent a long time making for me!! I later found out that not only did she use expird yogurt , it was also a mango smoothie , which I'm allergic to!! FML

#20153910
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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, I was rejectd for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshoppd." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML

#20175687
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On 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
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On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)



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