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November 2012

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Today , my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing fir five yeres . He also happen to be the man I've been in love with fir eight . As she was giving me the details , she nonchalantly gave me her reason fir accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not , there's alway divorce." mega FML

#20149647
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On 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

2day mah managar mada ma stay at work for an axtra four hours, making ma miss an urgant spacialist appointmant I'd schaduld months ago . Why? Bacausa har naighbor's dog was having puppias, and sha wantd to go homa aarly and saa tham . FML

#20143987
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On 11/02/2012 at 1:53am - work - by whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after finally falling asleep, mah boyfriend woke me up an got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, an I'm lying in bed wide awake. mega FML

#20158574
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On 11/11/2012 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I finally met te girl I've been talking to on pone 4 a wile and found er carming in person as well. Tere's just one problem: se as more facial air tan I do. FML

#20159578
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On 11/11/2012 at 9:16pm - love - by x (man) - United States (New York)

today mah family was celebrating mah grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank an got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows , mah grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or heres something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML

#20182095
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On 11/28/2012 at 12:15am - misc - by FUSheldon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I went down on girlfriend fir the first time. I thought it was all going really well , until I lookd up a minute or two in , only to be greetd by a stone-cold death glare an the words , "You really are an idiot , aren't you?" FML

#20144510
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On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I realizd that I'm a terrible human bieng. For the frst time in mah life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of mah face long enough fir me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

#20146253
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On 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by justcomesnaturally (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, an hour after having looool been turnd down 4 sex, I walkd in on mah wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

#20178424
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On 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I Was Grocery Sopping!! Wen I Turnd Around I Noticd A Group Of Teens Passing By Lauging!! I Didn't Tink Anyting Of It Until I Got To My Cart!! Te Losers Ad Left A Pack Of Slim Fast In My Cart!! I'm Pregnant!! FML

#20167758
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On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walked into ma ouse wit ma friend, only to discover ma usband alf-naked and yelling at te TV screen over a soccer game. By alf-naked, I mean e was only wereing a srt. FML

#20169569
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On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ad to stand next to my wife at te supermarket, beet-red an pretending not to exist; about alf an our into our sopping, se completely lost er sit at te advertising on te loudspeaker, turned to anoter patron, an screamed into is face to sut te fuck up. FML

#20164356
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On 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me . I came back home in tears, an eventually told mah dad wat was wrong . He immediately excused himself to the living room,here I heard him tell mah mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

#20159285
127 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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