Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States
Today, I put on a shirt that said "skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "since when?" FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiates from my ear all the way down the left side of my face, so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow, I have to give a presentation on strokes for my med class. Go figure. FML
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On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML
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On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States
Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML
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On 11/10/2012 at 6:02am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by annoyed - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a few of my friends and I went laser tagging. I had been smart enough to wear black since I know white glows in the dark. Unfortunately, the dandruff glowing in my hair gave me away. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by tarlyo2012 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am - love - by he's mine (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)
Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to pick up her things. I decided to take a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML
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On 11/20/2012 at 12:03am - love - by Chris (man) - United States (Washington)
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