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November 2012

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TODAY , I WOKE UP WITH A VAGUE MEMORY OF BUYING SOMETHING LAST NIGHT WHILE DRUNK. ACCORDING TO MAH CREDIT CARD SUMMARY I MADE A $270 PURCHASE FROM A HOME SHOPPING CHANNEL. I GUESS IN 5-7 DAYS I'LL FINE OUT WHAT IT WAS. FML

#20147165
127 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 11:37am - money - by fnfantastic - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home to mah mother-in-law wearing the gold chainhich I looool usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searchd mah drawer only to fine out mah chain was missing. I askd mah mother-in-law if she took it an she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

someone very close to me cummed out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, te fater of ma unborn cild told me e isn't sure e'll be able to make it to te birt, since tere's no guarantee ofen it will appen, so e can't scedule time off. Tis would be understandable if e actually ad a job. FML

#20158967
110 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED AT GUNPOINT BY A SENIOR CITIZEN. SHE NOW HAS A LOUSY $20, AND I PROBABLY HAVE PTSD. FML

#20182765
115 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a grl in front of meho clerely wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

#20182568
115 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm - health - by williebees - United States (Texas)

Today, I askd mah manager if wereing makeup was a requrement 4 the job !! She told me, "Not if your naturally pretty.!! !! So 4 you, yes" !! real FML

#20166313
119 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)

Today,ile At A Stop Ligt, I Was Rear-ended By A Car Biend Me . Te Guy Got Angry At Me, Cuz According To Im, I Sould've Known Tat Is Car As Poor Braking Distance, And So I Sould've Moved Forward A Few More Feet To Compensate . FML

#20157954
122 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States

TODAY, MY DERANGED WIFE SOMEHOW BECAME CONVINCED THAT VAMPIRES ACTUALLY EXIST. SHE'S NOW WALKING AROUND WITH GARLIC POWDER CAKED INTO HER CLOTHING. I CAN'T GET THE SMELL OUT OF MY NOSTRILS. BIG FAT FML

#20147303
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19392) - you deserved it (1991)

On 11/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Yastarday, I had to taka my littla brothar to tha pool. Ha actad lyk a brat tha whola tima, an whan I told him wa wara laaving, ha ran away, slippad, an hit his faca on tha tila floor. Ha told my dad an stap-mom I punchad him. Thay baliavad him, an I'm groundad 4 two months. FML

#20167155
112 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 7:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use mah phone to text mah girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to mah side of the story. fat FML

#20175626
123 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 7:38pm - love - by jakeson12 - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

#20148752
111 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

Today My Dad Puttd An Onion In My Room... Telling Me Sprits Won't Haunt Me And That I Won't Get Sick. He Thinks A Vegetable Will Protect Me. Real FML

#20163512
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18536) - you deserved it (2385)

On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)



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