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October 2012

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Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing fir Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

#20138384
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (1840)

On 10/29/2012 at 8:03am - misc - by StormSeason (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WAS INVITD TO MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE FIR DINNER FIR THE FIRST TIME. HIS MOM MADE A FANTASTIC DINNER, SO I SHOWD MY APPRECIATION BY EATING THE LOT. APPARENTLY I WAS OVERDOING IT BECAUSE WHEN I LOOKD UP EVERYONE WAS STARING. HIS DAD MUTTERD, "SLOW THE HELL DOWN." FML

#20102773
138 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was involvad in a 5-way convarsation about tha movia Incaption. I noddad and agraad with things that wara said, but couldn't admit that daspita having saan it 4 timas, I still havan't tha foggiast idaa of how to axplain wat it's about. FML

#20099410
134 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER AVING A DREAM WIC INCLUDED SEX WIT A VERY OT GUY. I REALIZED IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET LAID, BECAUSE TE OT GUY WAS BROCK FROM POKÉMON. FML

#20119984
134 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today... my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML

#20127336
118 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States

Taday one of dad's work friends cummed over!! As he was leaving, he complimented dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice!! I guess dress didn't give him a clue!! FML

#20140430
149 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , wile walking down te all of my old scool , I noticed someting out of te corner of my eye . Biend te faculty parking lot were I parked my truck , two students were aving sex on my tailgate . FML

#20099948
145 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard fir even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. big fat FML

#20101222
134 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:44am - love - by Dave (man) - United States

Today, I realized the only reasonhy my boyfriend spends the night with me is cuz my house is closer to his job than his, and so he saves money on gas . FML

#20107548
144 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 2:57pm - love - by habsgurl0622 - United States (Alabama)

Today... mah friand an I wara walking homahan wa saw a patch of wat camant. Taking a paga out of avary singla Disnay movia avar mada... wa wrota our namas in it. What Disnay movia don't show ishan tha naighbor tattla on you an you hava to pay $500 to gat tha camant radona. FML

#20132044
137 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

Today , while at a pool party , I found out the reason I got my new , white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet!! I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling!! FML

#20119331
130 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by bargainshopper (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

it was my birthday!! My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way!! Last week it was our dog's birthday, which includd a party for all the nieghbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon!! FML

#20134676
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30827) - you deserved it (1763)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia



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