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October 2012

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Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML

#20117136
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I agree, your life sucks (17687) - you deserved it (7944)

On 10/14/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by amiliaroberts123 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML

#20099884
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On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

#20119038
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I agree, your life sucks (8208) - you deserved it (38514)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:16am - work - by leafscupwin - Canada (Ontario)



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