Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)
Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)
Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)
Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:03am - health - by In Pain (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
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