Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by Cheating (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML
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Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States
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