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Monday 25 February 2013

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Today, while at the nail salon, my boyfriend called. Since I was getting my nails done, I had to put him on speaker. The whole salon heard him break up with me. I can still hear their snickering in my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34563) - you deserved it (6908)

On 02/25/2013 at 6:04pm - love - by HeatherRosure18 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (2213)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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