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Friday 1 February 2013

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Today... While Trucking... I Got Stuck In Traffic On A Congested Highway. After 15 Minutes Of Mind-numbing Boredom... I Glanced Down At The Car Beside Me... Only To Witness The Driver Changing Her Tampon And Flicking The Old One Onto The Highway. I Can't Unsee This. FML

#20489402
166 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my parents thathat I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, an have been wanting for months. They laughed an said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone an perhaps you'll become normal." FML

#20488681
150 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today... I desperately needed to pee... so I decided to confront my anxiety issues an use a public toilet. I opened te lid... only to see several uge... rancid floaters staring back at me. I ad an attack... started sobbing... an pissed myself on te way ome. Never again. FML

#20489333
126 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 6:53pm - misc - by VMV (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today , I actually considered mah boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML

#20488602
116 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Ma Grandmoter Walked In On Me Watcing Porn On Ma Computer. Se Looked At Te Woman On Te Screen An Said, ( I Used To Ave Tits Like Tat, But Look Wat Aving 7 Kids Did To Tem. ) Now I'm Scarred Fir Life. FML

#20488708
105 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 6:05am - intimacy - by Master Debater (man) - Australia

Today, I had to leave mah ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up looool mah drunken father from his best friend's baby shower!! I pickd him up along with a bill for the damage!!

#20488845
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (1926)

On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States

today I asked mah bosses fir three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses r mah aunt an uncle. FML

#20489213
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30930) - you deserved it (3541)

On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I Was On The Treadmill At The Gym, When I Felt My Pants Start Slipping. I Trid To Pull Them Up, But Lost My Balance And Fell Face-first Onto The Floor. When I Go To My Wedding Tomorrow, Half The Guest Will Probably Think I've Exchangd My Fiancé 4 Chris Brown. FML

#20489307
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (4165)

On 02/01/2013 at 6:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, most of my neigbours came to my ouse in an angry mob to looool complain about my dog barking . I don't ave a dog . FML

#20488553
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30326) - you deserved it (2052)

On 02/01/2013 at 1:09am - animals - by Angry Mob - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I finally found the courage to ask a guy I lyk out fir a drink. He accepted, we drank, an when it cummed time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him dad's number instead. FML

#20489080
63 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by 3some? uh, no (woman) - Dominican Republic

Today, I trippd while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reachd out and grabbd onto one of the guys walking up. I endd up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgustd glares as I dustd myself off. FML

#20489268
62 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 5:53pm - health - by Awkward (man) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)



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