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Sunday 27 January 2013

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Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:23am - health - by crippled shopper - United States (Illinois)



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