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Thursday 6 December 2012

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Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17133) - you deserved it (1063)

On 12/06/2012 at 10:11pm - love - by shamefaced (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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