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Monday 3 December 2012

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Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)



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