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Sunday 18 November 2012

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Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from mah daughter after he grabbd her and startd shoving her around . I complaind to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind yur fucking business" and say that her son can dohatever the hell he wants . FML

#20168309
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On 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm - kids - by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM (man) - United States (New York)

Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
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On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I Was Grocery Sopping!! Wen I Turnd Around I Noticd A Group Of Teens Passing By Lauging!! I Didn't Tink Anyting Of It Until I Got To My Cart!! Te Losers Ad Left A Pack Of Slim Fast In My Cart!! I'm Pregnant!! FML

#20167758
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On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today.. . my looool girlfriend claimed se was a Viking cuz se's pale and as blond air . Se also warned me tat if I piss er off se'll go 'berserk' on me . Se demonstrated by smacking me in te nuts wit a wooden spoon . FML

#20167650
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On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)

Today, I putted on a shrt that said ( skilled in every position. ) My boyfriend took one look an said, ( since when? ) mega FML

#20167475
73 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Bought A New Armband To Hold Mah IPhonehile Working Out So I Can Listen To Music An I Was Excitd To Start Getting In Shape. Unfortunately,hen I Trid It On, Mah Arm Was Too Big An It Didn't Fit. FML

#20168720
84 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriand and I had amazing maka-up looool sax aftar a huga fight!! Turns out ha forgot to lat ma know it was actually braak-up sax!! FML

Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
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On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma cummed to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over mah display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old ladyhen she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

#20167730
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On 11/18/2012 at 5:02am - work - by soldnone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to Target with mah looool dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was bieng cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

#20167613
64 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by creys - United States

yesterday I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

#20168543
59 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)



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