By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30
Thanks, privatisation!
By Sivvus - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved
Capitalists gonna capital
By sick-and-tired - 06/08/2022 15:00 - United States - Lincoln
The enforcer
By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 16:00
Gifted
By kbrider - 02/07/2009 20:37 - United States
By PapaMoti - 15/08/2013 08:04 - Canada - Toronto
PapaMoti tells us more.
Scapegoat
By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Seattle
By stuff2710 - 05/03/2012 00:27 - United States
By bobbeta30 - 11/01/2012 16:33 - United States
bobbeta30 tells us more.
i'm the OP, I just stumbled upon this FML after over 4 years.. I'm pleased to announce that I've moved on from spending $5 on virtual cats to over $300 on virtual anime girl cards. and I have 2 real cats now. don't let your dreams be dreams, guys
By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer
Media frenzy
By Homeless - 22/08/2023 16:00
Gimme the fookin' money!
By xobrattybabexo - 09/08/2023 03:00 - United States - Comanche
Pay up
By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom
Secrecy
By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 22:30 - South Africa
Antiques Roadshow
By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 02:00
Impatient fish
By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 08:00 - Australia
Alexa, play "Ghost Rider" by Suicide
By Soon to be felon - 03/07/2023 22:00
Guess I'm going to Boston
By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00
Help yourself!
By called the cops - 22/09/2023 19:00 - United States
Deflated
By Pay rise - 22/11/2022 10:00
Gambled and lost
By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 10:59
By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States
Nice try, dude
By bigbill - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Black Mirror
By Outandaway - 17/06/2023 10:00 - Switzerland - Bern
Red flag
By kappu - 07/05/2018 01:30
By loser - 20/05/2018 15:00
Be hotter
By Amanda Howard - 30/11/2020 02:02
Mismanagement
By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 20:30
Hell no!
By Anonymous - 06/07/2023 22:00
Scammers gonna scam
By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 21:59
Keywords
Thanks for all the helpful comments! As to what happened next, security was called and we ended up looking at the camera footage which proved that I didn't steal the shirt. The manager was humiliated and apologized, but either way I am not going to be shopping from that store ever again.