By Firstborn - / Wednesday 3 May 2017 14:38 / Canada - Halifax
By SowhatshouldIdo - / Saturday 29 April 2017 20:04 / Turkey - Istanbul
FML - The follow-up

Today I discovered the source of the foul smell in my garage. My freezer shit the bed with 50 pounds of meat in it. FML

jcarter25 Say more :
I'm from southern Indiana in the US. When something shits the bed it means something malfunctioned or something went horribly wrong. And, believe me, horrible is and understatement. I had to wear a respirator while I cleaned this up!
By jcarter25 - / Friday 28 April 2017 14:33 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my daughter told me I should have had an abortion or given her up for adoption because I wouldn't buy her a pair of $300 shoes to impress her friends. She's only 13. FML

INDYSTRUCTABLE Say more :
hi, OP here! wow, I can't believe I finally got posted! Okay, so here's what happened. My daughter got upset because her 2 year old brother was wearing Birkenstocks and she claimed he would grow up to be bullied like she is by her "friends" because those sandals are "lame" & "cheap". I'm not wealthy but i do strive to give them what I consider nice things, or so I thought. For Christmas she got 225...
By "INDYSTRUCTABLE" - / Sunday 30 April 2017 04:07 /
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By Anonymous - / Friday 28 April 2017 12:29 / United States - Indianapolis
FML - The follow-up
girlsncomics Say more :
I had them in a shelf that I was sure she couldn't reach suppose I was wrong. This was the first and only time she did something like this.
By "girlsncomics" - / Friday 7 April 2017 10:27 /
By feeling fed up - / Sunday 23 April 2017 00:32 / United Kingdom - Dundee
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By Anonymous - / Friday 7 April 2017 18:05 / Australia - Camberwell