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Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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On 01/21/2010 at 9:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Absurd! Why don't you guys get to keep the tips?

#2 - On 01/22/2010 at 3:15am by realggirl

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You don't keep tips?!?! FYL. That's bullshit. Sure, you probably have done a little research before your little "investment", but still.... that's complete bullshit.

#3 - On 01/22/2010 at 3:16am by Namenlos

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