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Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6412) - you deserved it (14909)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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