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Today, I took the family to the Rainforest Café. There was no parking and I detest paying $12 for valet parking. I parked at Wal-Greens across the street in the only spot without a "patrons only, violators will be towed" sign. It was covered by the tree branches. It cost me $225 for the cab and fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8603) - you deserved it (36848)

On 09/24/2009 at 1:24am - money - by fme (man) - United States (Indiana)

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I hate the way you worded your FML, buddy.

#17 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:46am by iFruit

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Wow OP, lay off the quotation marks.

#56 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:20pm by withmywideeyes

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