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Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39189) - you deserved it (2550)

On 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm - money - by haku4u (man) - United States (Florida)

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she doesn't seem too bright, or she's just a bitch. probably the latter.

#1 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:33am by yoursucklives

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Maybe the kid matured and its DNA finally matches yours. That could happen.

#2 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:36am by perdix

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