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Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14729) - you deserved it (101182)

On 03/02/2009 at 7:11pm - money - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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oh come on.
How many of you guys ignore the hobo when you walk down the street?
A lot of them buy drugs and booze with it anyway

#3 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:43am by hk

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Dick

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:33am by ADA

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