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Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by TrueStories (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:59am by boomBOOMshake

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Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.

#4 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:00am by sebastian406

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