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Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25831) - you deserved it (2002)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:04am - misc - by er1133 - Canada (Ontario)

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uh? Happy Birthday?

and enjoy the dick on your windshield.

#10 - On 03/11/2010 at 10:20am by CallMeHush

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aw I had my car plastic wrapped once too, cost $300 in repairs

#1 - On 03/11/2010 at 10:13am by Boddmon

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